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Debut or Die - 364I turn my head.The people next to me are either breaking out in a cold sweat or opening their mouths.I turn again and look at the television.On the screen the images of each of the guys who received secret orders are edited and shown one after another.[Are they the thief?][Ryu CheongWoo: If I don't get caught until we leave the village, I will succeed...][Lee SeJin: It's easy. Anyway, no one saw me steal it yesterday, and I didn't know either, did I?][Seon AhHyun: Hmm, okay. I'll do my best...!]And the subtitles appear on the black screen.[None of them are.][At no time did we say that they stole Carrot coins.......]The viewers burst out laughing.-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-??????-So the real culprit is Kim RaeBin, but did they make everyone mistakenly think it was them? Hahahahahahaha-Waah, the PD really looks like a demon hahahahaha.-Professor-nim, you're moving too fast.The living room is as quiet as a mouse except for the sound of the television. However, the PD's voice on the TV is as lively as an evil demon.[Bae Sejin: But I didn't do anything last night...I don't know how it was that I stole the coins.][PD: If you guess how the culprit stole the coins, you'll get a bigger prize~][Bae Sejin: Ah, I see...!][HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]The exaggerated editing clearly shows that the writers and producers put their heads down and tremble as quietly as possible.However, those who had been given an important role could not confirm it because they were reading the note.[(False) Spy Thief of Justice][Individual match starts now!]TL/N: '개인전' means 'individual sport', that is, a sport in which several people compete to win; but it also means 'individual exhibition', a presentation of all the work done by one person. I translated it as 'individual match' since the guys are competing against each other to catch the thief or avoid being caught. In case it wasn't clear, they are all thieves and have to hide their role, but RaeBin is the only thief of the Carrot coins. The mission itself is for them to discover and accuse RaeBin as the culprit who stole them, but at the same time they themselves must avoid being accused of being thieves.Lee SeJin winked at the camera.[Lee SeJin: Ohyu~ To my members, we're on a variety show, so please watch me!]Pok.Actually, Lee SeJin just punched himself in the thigh without saying a word. The other person with whom he shares the same name is also clenching his fists. No one stopped them.[High tension in the group][Seon AhHyun: Since I have thread, I'll do something and see if anyone wants to...][↑ Person who feels guilty][Bae Sejin: That's great, but.... Isn't catching the culprit the most important thing? That's what the production team said. They said we have to catch him][↑ Person who acts very well][Kim RaeBin: If he comes to harm us...][↑ But he is imagining himself as a victim].Subtitles with arrows appear giving further explanations that make the viewers burst into laughter.[Ryu CheongWoo: (Immediate response) He can't do that..][Seon AhHyun: (Immediate response 2) Yes. It might be dangerous...][Lee SeJin: (Immediate reply 3) That's right. It could be dangerous.][They seem to agree]And I appear on the screen alone with a question mark on my head.[Park MoonDae: (Is that so...?)][↑ Someone who doesn't know what's going on.]This is.......-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Why didn't the production team say anything to MoonDae hahaha ㅠㅠㅠㅠ.-Ah, I feel sorry for him hahaha ㅠㅠ-.......Unlike the laughter of the audience in the live chat, I couldn't hear a single laugh in the living room.I bowed my head. The people around me trembled.[Ryu CheongWoo: We should help at work and earn coins. Then let's take a look at who the thief might be. There must be a clue][Kim RaeBin: (Relieved) Good... It's a wise decision.][The big picture everyone has]On the screen, from left to right, everyone is desperately moving so that they won't be found to be criminals.[Lee SeJin: Maybe the culprit is in the house we went to work at on the first day] [Lee SeJin: Maybe the culprit is in the house we went to work at on the first day].[Kim RaeBin: ...Let's see!][Bae Sejin: It's an idea worth considering.]Lee SeJin continues to raise plausible but erroneous conjectures about the criminal.Obviously, all were approved with enthusiastic sympathy.An interview cut of the smiling man was inserted.[Lee SeJin: I'm good at stuff like this.]-Aaagh.Now, Keun SeJin in the living room can't lift his head.Next on the camera was Ryu CheongWoo.[Park MoonDae: I'm thinking of going to the town hall.][Ryu CheongWoo: Oh, obviously we have to go together.][↑ He's thinking of spying]-I wasn't spying on you, I was really trying to help.An embarrassed voice sounded in the living room, but no one accepted it.This is because Seon AhHyun on the screen was shocked and set the meat on fire when he heard an inference about the identity of the culprit around him.[Fire... Is it on fire?][???? : UWAAAA!]TL/N: Actually, what the subtitle said is a pun. The word most guys use when talking about the thief is 'catch' (잡다), but what the subtitle said is '불... 불이 붙는다? ' in which it not only plays with '붙' (fire), but the word '붙는다' comes from '붙다', which also means 'to catch fire', meaning 'burn'.They even managed to do an interview late at night.[Q. Did you do it with the intention of causing confusion?][Seon AhHyun: No....]Seon AhHyun covered his face with both hands and bowed his head. AhHyun now is also doing a similar pose.It's a mess.'...That's right.'I contained my frustration and came to a conclusion.'All these bastards thought they were the only criminals.'That's why they can't lift their heads up because of the shame they feel right now.No, right now, the one feeling the most fucking embarrassed is me. If these fuckers are feeling cheated because they've had that done to them....'Wait.'Now that I see it, there's a guy with a good face.'Cha YooJin.'An explanation just appeared on the screen.[And this person....][It's the American grandson]On the screen, Cha YooJjin is standing with the camera around the production team with a face that is no different from the living room.And he immediately spoke.[Cha YooJin: Hey, I know.][PD: What?][Cha YooJin: There are many culprits besides me! I'm not the one to blame. The PD and the writers lied to me].[!!!!]This hooligan...-Didn't anyone notice? I already knew.-...!!-How?-Everyone wanted to avoid finding the culprit. If they worked very hard for that, it's out of conscience!This guy knew... but not me.[The production team desperately changed their attitude][PD: If you don't tell, you'll get meat!][PD: An award for your performance! We'll give you meat, Korean meat!]On the screen, with a slow effect....Cha YooJin slowly opens his mouth.[Cha YooJin: Nice!][It was easy...!]-HEY!!!There was an uproar on both sides.-You sold us for meat!-I didn't sell you! We ate together!-We could have bought that meat with our own money...!At the moment Bae Sejin shouted angrily from the other side of the sofa....[The MVP chosen by the production team][Bae Sejin][↑ He's the best actor.]Cough.Bae Sejin choked and coughed.[Q.How do you feel about being a spy?][Bae Sejin: ...First of all, I organized my own character well...I'm going to interpret how I would have acted if this hadn't happened to me].The subtitles stick to Bae Sejin's serious face like a stamp.[He's playing himself...!]Kujup.Moreover, Bae Sejin's exquisite quick control and immersive acting are conveyed with half-joking, half-admiring editing.[Bae Sejin: We have to catch the culprit first.... No, of course eating is important too!][Bae Sejin: If he has a conscience, then he should turn himself in right now!][This person... Is he really acting?][And when danger approaches]...Danger?At that moment, the screen changes again.The footage from a slightly shaky horizontal camera was in low definition. It looked like it had been recorded with a phone somewhere.What was shown was...Bae Sejin and a nape of the neck......-.......No way.[Bae Sejin: Who was the culprit who took the Carrot coin? That's why all this happened in the first place].I can see that the person with the white hair, peeking out from the side of the recording, started talking.Shit, it's me.[Park MoonDae: It's obvious. He must have been an insider.]The subtitles make a fuss.[!!!!][Couldn't it be that...?]My mouth is dry.-IIIINCREDIBLE-It can't be, did Park MoonDae notice?Stop guessing, really....[Bae Sejin: I-it's-- Is he among us?!?][Nervous][Park MoonDae: Yes.]And after the white-haired one on the screen said something plausible several times, Bae Sejin asked 'that' question.[Bae Sejin: ...Are you saying it because you think it's me? Well, you need acting skills for that.][Is he self-destructing...?]Shit, shit!I bowed my head. But the bastard on TV is still blabbering.[Park MoonDae: No. I don't think it's you, hyung.]Shut up, you dumb bastard![Park MoonDae: (Confident) You were so quiet, hyung.)[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]-1 Daeng daeng hahahahahahaha-The dog's nose didn't work well.-Sht, it's fckng funny that Bae Sejin is relieved hahahahaha-It looks like Park MoonDae is covering himself with a blanket.
TL/N: The first comment is a play on words as 'Daeng daeng' (댕댕) means 'puppy', but 'Daeng' (댕) is also the sound of the bell when a wrong answer is given. The last comment is possible as it was a conversation they both had before going to sleep, but it could be another pun to say that instead of protecting himself with a shield, he is doing it with a cloth, i.e. what he said is useless.
The subtitles burst into laughter. The viewers are more than happy.Meanwhile, the guy on TV doesn't shut his mouth.[Park MoonDae: Actually, there's a suspicious guy.]Don't say it![He chose Lee SeJin!][Congratu <Congratulations for giving 1/6 correct answers!> lations]-.......-Park, Park MoonDae......Another caption flows on the screen where the firecracker effect bursts.[Park MoonDae: It's just a suspicion. Let's figure it out ourselves.][It's incredibly clever]Fucking bastards.-Hahahahahahahahahaha-Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! -No, that, I thought I might have been caught too?-.......-Sorry! No, not because it was broadcast.... I didn't know that it would be filmed! I really didn't!-.......-I wasn't happy to do that, either...!But on the screen, after I left, Bae SeJin got up from his place and pranced around a little bit.[Celebrating having done the perfect crime]-.......Bae SeJin's voice disappeared. When I turned my head, I saw a guy with his face on the ground.On the black screen, the subtitles reappear.[Question that viewers may have thought so far][Why Park MoonDae was excluded?]That's enough, stop.[Full story of the case - pt. 3.]The production team meeting starts to appear again. I want to break something.[Writer Park: But I'm a little anxious.][PD: Why?][Writer Park: It's because of MoonDae-ssi.]The writer, who was wearing a mask, spoke seriously.[Writer Park: If we give the mission to a criminal, he'll leave more clues. What if MoonDae-ssi finds out? Then it will be a failure][.......][.......][How to deal with the riskiest cast member because he has 6 stars of difficulty?]After a moment of meaningful silence, PD speaks up heatedly.[PD: So...LET'S GET HIM OUT!][Writer Lee: What??][PD: Let's just subtract it! Let's make MoonDae-ssi a special citizen!][HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA][Reply / Exclusion]-.......In contrast to the silent living room, the laughter of the production team is heard on the TV.[Writer Lee: Yes. Then it will work!][PD: Let's try to fool him properly!][Writer Park: Waaaaaaah!]The 'HA's' went like crazy across the screen and fireworks went off.[That's what happened ^^][☺ Park MoonDae is the only one who isn't a thief ☺][Congratulations on becoming the only good citizen, MoonDae-ssi~]And the scenes of me being dragged confused among the people who had the role of a thief passed with a quick edit.-.......-Mo-Moon-MoonDae-yah, b-breathe~.......But I didn't end it that way in the 5th episode. No, instead of ending it, they added the popcorn dance I did at the town hall.[Dancing for certification that he's a citizen.]And as it blurred my image, huge letters appeared above me.[★☆ Park MoonDae Truman Show has been a great success ☆★][Production support: All members of TeSTAR, Mungge]-.......-MoonDae-yah, MoonDae-yah?!-Park MoonDae-yah is crazy!These... bastards.TL/N: 'The Truman Show' is a 1998 American film in which the protagonist, Truman Burbank, adopted and raised by a corporation inside a simulated reality television show that focuses on his life, until he discovers it and decides to escape. 'Park MoonDae is mad!' means he is enraged.* * *After the turbulent last episode.The entertainment program <The grandchildren of that house>... became a popular topic in a sense.-Unexpected spies (All).└ You forgot this (except Park MoonDae).└ Hahahahahaha I just died laughing for the second time.-The production team is a demon star hahahahahahaha-You guys have to watch TeSTAR's reaction video. It's hilarious. Park MoonDae's expression hahahahaha-All the kids were saying to themselves, 'Now they are going to find me out', but since Kim RaeBin was the only one to blame, the 20 minutes when they went crazy were highlights hahahahaAnd TeSTAR has become the dumbest and most easily manipulated group in the entire history of idols....Especially me.ME!'Fuck!'Also, those people were careful to send gifts the day after the last episode, creating an atmosphere of reconciliation.[TeSTAR family photo (+ Mungge) taken at the city's photo studio! *^^*]The feeling of defeat when posting this on social media... I won't forget it.Keun SeJin, who I allowed to chat with me after four days, asked with some hesitation.-MoonDae MoonDae, are you okay? Wasn't it too hard this time? Next time we can do it with other people?-No, we have to do it with them again.-Oooh~ As expected from MoonDae....-When we work together again, we have to make sure that the production team pays all the costs and we have to procrastinate as much as possible so that the duration of the program is extended.-.......I will crush them.-That...You're right! They'll have to cooperate no matter what!-Yes.I arched my eyebrows when I saw the group photo in the living room.I get angry every time I see it, but the photo is innocent.Also, there's an innocent guy in that photo....A dog.I looked at the white fur ball.By the way, there were quite a few opinions among the members to bring him in.-Oh~ If we leave Mungge behind, someone will come and steal it, right?-Hmm, it appeared in the on-air program, so that's possible?-Hyuu.But it would also be difficult to raise him in the apartment.'We'll have a tour... so we'll be out of the apartment too often.'I don't know how on earth CheongRyu is raising a dog.Fortunately, a solution was quickly found.-Well, my mother said that she wants to raise him....-...!Coincidentally, Bae Sejin's mother was looking for a dog and seemed to have made up her mind after seeing photos, text messages and the first episode of Bae Sejin's variety show.-How nice. Sometimes we can go see him~-...Uh, hmm. Yes.-.......I thought Bae Sejin would say 'Lee SeJin, will you go to my house...' at that time, but he implicitly said that he was willing to welcome the visit anyway.'If I get days off, shall I tell him... that I can take at least one day to go?''It wouldn't hurt to bring him to the apartment from time to time, either.'-.......Anyway, we'll talk about it.Upon calmly assessing the actual status, it is certain that I had achieved all the goals I was trying to achieve through this variety show.This is because the ratings were quite good, not to mention the hype it caused.'The last episode got 7.1%.'Considering that it was a program aired on cable, that's great.In other words, it's time to crack the cover.'Let's check how things are going.'I checked Miry-nay's situation and turned on the status window.
TL/N: The first comment is a play on words as 'Daeng daeng' (댕댕) means 'puppy', but 'Daeng' (댕) is also the sound of the bell when a wrong answer is given. The last comment is possible as it was a conversation they both had before going to sleep, but it could be another pun to say that instead of protecting himself with a shield, he is doing it with a cloth, i.e. what he said is useless.
The subtitles burst into laughter. The viewers are more than happy.Meanwhile, the guy on TV doesn't shut his mouth.[Park MoonDae: Actually, there's a suspicious guy.]Don't say it![He chose Lee SeJin!][Congratu <Congratulations for giving 1/6 correct answers!> lations]-.......-Park, Park MoonDae......Another caption flows on the screen where the firecracker effect bursts.[Park MoonDae: It's just a suspicion. Let's figure it out ourselves.][It's incredibly clever]Fucking bastards.-Hahahahahahahahahaha-Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! Park MoonDae is the Entertainment Fairy! -No, that, I thought I might have been caught too?-.......-Sorry! No, not because it was broadcast.... I didn't know that it would be filmed! I really didn't!-.......-I wasn't happy to do that, either...!But on the screen, after I left, Bae SeJin got up from his place and pranced around a little bit.[Celebrating having done the perfect crime]-.......Bae SeJin's voice disappeared. When I turned my head, I saw a guy with his face on the ground.On the black screen, the subtitles reappear.[Question that viewers may have thought so far][Why Park MoonDae was excluded?]That's enough, stop.[Full story of the case - pt. 3.]The production team meeting starts to appear again. I want to break something.[Writer Park: But I'm a little anxious.][PD: Why?][Writer Park: It's because of MoonDae-ssi.]The writer, who was wearing a mask, spoke seriously.[Writer Park: If we give the mission to a criminal, he'll leave more clues. What if MoonDae-ssi finds out? Then it will be a failure][.......][.......][How to deal with the riskiest cast member because he has 6 stars of difficulty?]After a moment of meaningful silence, PD speaks up heatedly.[PD: So...LET'S GET HIM OUT!][Writer Lee: What??][PD: Let's just subtract it! Let's make MoonDae-ssi a special citizen!][HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA][Reply / Exclusion]-.......In contrast to the silent living room, the laughter of the production team is heard on the TV.[Writer Lee: Yes. Then it will work!][PD: Let's try to fool him properly!][Writer Park: Waaaaaaah!]The 'HA's' went like crazy across the screen and fireworks went off.[That's what happened ^^][☺ Park MoonDae is the only one who isn't a thief ☺][Congratulations on becoming the only good citizen, MoonDae-ssi~]And the scenes of me being dragged confused among the people who had the role of a thief passed with a quick edit.-.......-Mo-Moon-MoonDae-yah, b-breathe~.......But I didn't end it that way in the 5th episode. No, instead of ending it, they added the popcorn dance I did at the town hall.[Dancing for certification that he's a citizen.]And as it blurred my image, huge letters appeared above me.[★☆ Park MoonDae Truman Show has been a great success ☆★][Production support: All members of TeSTAR, Mungge]-.......-MoonDae-yah, MoonDae-yah?!-Park MoonDae-yah is crazy!These... bastards.TL/N: 'The Truman Show' is a 1998 American film in which the protagonist, Truman Burbank, adopted and raised by a corporation inside a simulated reality television show that focuses on his life, until he discovers it and decides to escape. 'Park MoonDae is mad!' means he is enraged.* * *After the turbulent last episode.The entertainment program <The grandchildren of that house>... became a popular topic in a sense.-Unexpected spies (All).└ You forgot this (except Park MoonDae).└ Hahahahahaha I just died laughing for the second time.-The production team is a demon star hahahahahahaha-You guys have to watch TeSTAR's reaction video. It's hilarious. Park MoonDae's expression hahahahaha-All the kids were saying to themselves, 'Now they are going to find me out', but since Kim RaeBin was the only one to blame, the 20 minutes when they went crazy were highlights hahahahaAnd TeSTAR has become the dumbest and most easily manipulated group in the entire history of idols....Especially me.ME!'Fuck!'Also, those people were careful to send gifts the day after the last episode, creating an atmosphere of reconciliation.[TeSTAR family photo (+ Mungge) taken at the city's photo studio! *^^*]The feeling of defeat when posting this on social media... I won't forget it.Keun SeJin, who I allowed to chat with me after four days, asked with some hesitation.-MoonDae MoonDae, are you okay? Wasn't it too hard this time? Next time we can do it with other people?-No, we have to do it with them again.-Oooh~ As expected from MoonDae....-When we work together again, we have to make sure that the production team pays all the costs and we have to procrastinate as much as possible so that the duration of the program is extended.-.......I will crush them.-That...You're right! They'll have to cooperate no matter what!-Yes.I arched my eyebrows when I saw the group photo in the living room.I get angry every time I see it, but the photo is innocent.Also, there's an innocent guy in that photo....A dog.I looked at the white fur ball.By the way, there were quite a few opinions among the members to bring him in.-Oh~ If we leave Mungge behind, someone will come and steal it, right?-Hmm, it appeared in the on-air program, so that's possible?-Hyuu.But it would also be difficult to raise him in the apartment.'We'll have a tour... so we'll be out of the apartment too often.'I don't know how on earth CheongRyu is raising a dog.Fortunately, a solution was quickly found.-Well, my mother said that she wants to raise him....-...!Coincidentally, Bae Sejin's mother was looking for a dog and seemed to have made up her mind after seeing photos, text messages and the first episode of Bae Sejin's variety show.-How nice. Sometimes we can go see him~-...Uh, hmm. Yes.-.......I thought Bae Sejin would say 'Lee SeJin, will you go to my house...' at that time, but he implicitly said that he was willing to welcome the visit anyway.'If I get days off, shall I tell him... that I can take at least one day to go?''It wouldn't hurt to bring him to the apartment from time to time, either.'-.......Anyway, we'll talk about it.Upon calmly assessing the actual status, it is certain that I had achieved all the goals I was trying to achieve through this variety show.This is because the ratings were quite good, not to mention the hype it caused.'The last episode got 7.1%.'Considering that it was a program aired on cable, that's great.In other words, it's time to crack the cover.'Let's check how things are going.'I checked Miry-nay's situation and turned on the status window.
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